Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Further conspiracy...

So Heath Ledger died yesterday. Heath Ledger had recently finished playing the iconic character of "The Joker".

DC comics also released their preview for April's releases yesterday. Among them was a reprint of a 2001 miniseries. Read the synopsis below.

"BATMAN: THE JOKER'S LAST LAUGH TP Written by Chuck Dixon & Scott Beatty. Art by Ron Randall, Marcos Martin, Walter McDaniel and others. Cover by Brian Bolland. The Joker, thinking he's dying, concocts a scheme to carry on his legacy by transforming his fellow villains into "jokerized" versions of themselves in this exciting volume collecting the 6-issue miniseries (2001)!"

DC announces the release of "Last Laugh" on the same day the actor playing the Joker is found unexpectedly dead? There can only be one explanation. Clearly DC comics murdered Heath Ledger to drive sales of their miniseries reprint. I would recommend bringing Poison Ivy in for questioning.

Friday, January 4, 2008

Conspiracy of the day

Microsoft Outlook has been co-opted by Fox news. My spell-check keeps on telling me Obama should be spelled Osama. Scandalous, I tell you.

Oh, and Ron Paul sucks.