88 Lines about 44 X-Men

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88 Lines About 44 X-Men :

Professor X has psychic powers, has a wheelchair, formed the team.

Cyclops leads them into battle,blasts you with a red eye beam

Longshot is a lucky guy, he changes probability,

Rogue is just a southern girl who can steal your ability

Beast is a great scientist, who has big arms and bright blue fur

Wolverine's an animal, a fuzzy angry violent cur

Gambit blows up playing cards with strange kinetic energy

Emma Frost is now alright, but used to be an enemy.

Iceman likes to take the moisture from the air and make it freeze

Elixir is the token doc, he'll fix you up nice as you please

Nightcrawler's a strange blue guy, he teleports and has a tail.

Storm has weather control skills, she can make it rain or hail

Phoenix has some psychic powers and seemingly infinite lives

Psylocke also has has mind skills, she uses them to make cool knives

Cable has an origin that makes fanboys break down and cry

Maggot also joined the team, though I couldn't tell you why

Sabretooth hates Wolverine, and was an X-man for a while,

Dazzler was a pop star, has light power and 80's style

Forge can create anything that he can picture in his mind

Jubilee makes lots of sparks that shine real bright and make you blind

Xorn was Magneto's clone, or twin, or brother, we're not sure

Quicksilver can move so fast you think that he is just a blur

Shadowcat, or Kitty Pryde, can phase her way through any wall

But Juggernaut is much too strong, he just can't be stopped at all.

Uh uh, not Juggernaut

Bishop comes from the far future, has a little eye tattoo,

Mystique can look like anyone, although her skin is really blue

Banshee has a real loud scream, shatters glass and makes ears ring,

Archangel's a rich boy mutant, silver spoon and a big white wing.

Havok is Cyclops's brother, zaps things using plasma blasts

Rachel Summers comes from somewhere in the days of future past

Multi-man makes lots of dupes, can be two spots at one time

Dust can change into a cloud, and leave you covered in her grime

Penance has skin of sharp spikes, makes her quite the introvert,

Armor has a kind of shell, that makes her very hard to hurt

Chamber has some psychic powers, and a fire in his chest

Beak looks a lot like a bird, although he doesn't use a nest

Warlock is an alien, makes people think he's kinda nuts

X-23 has bladed feet that can give nicks and cuts

Strong Guy isn't complicated, he's just... strong

Cypher is the language guy, he could translate this whole song

Northstar is a speedy one, also known for being gay,

Rockslide can be spotted quick, he's made of stone and colored gray

Blink has really got it made, she just blinks from place to place

Now Colossus, take us home, because you've got a metal face.

88 lines about 44 X-men