Monday, June 2, 2008

Guide to not wearing clothes.

Naked: wearing no clothes.
Nekkid: Wearing no clothes and up to something dirty.
Nude: Wearing no clothes and posing for an artist.
Nude, Nude, Nude: Wearing no clothes and accepting tips
In The Buff: Wearing no clothes and just posing for no good reason .
Undressed: Wearing no clothes and not up to anything naughty at all.
Naked as a Jaybird: Wearing no clothes and being under 4 years old.
In Your Birthday Suit: Wearing no clothes, and not being aware that someone can see you.
Bare Assed: Wearing no clothes and being painfully aware that people can see you
Letting it all hang out: Wearing no clothes when others wish you were.
Exposed: Wearing no clothes and being a celebrity.
Raw: Wearing no clothes and being photographed for a porn site.
Baring all: Wearing no clothes and being photographed for an amateur porn site
Buck Naked: Wearing no clothes south of the Mason-Dixon line
Stark Naked: Wearing no clothes in Great Brittan
Disrobed: Wearing no clothes in a pretentious romance novel
In all of your glory: Wearing no clothes and being impressed with yourself
With all that God gave you: Wearing no clothes and impressing others.
Au Naturel: Wearing no clothes and being disturbed that no one cares.
Without any clothes on: Wearing no clothes