Reasons Superman is Better Than Jesus

Superman saves people from falling, villains, and natural disasters.

Superman died, came back, and then went right back to work.

Flying > walking on water.

Coal into diamonds > water to wine.

Superman has superhearing so you know he can hear your requests for help.

Superman will save you whether you worship him or not.

Superman refuses to be king of anything.

Jimmy Olsen is Superman's only follower.

Superman's parents were married.

Justice League vs. 12 apostles = No contest.

Lois Lane has a respectable job. Mary Magdalene... not so much.

You'd have to crucify Superman with kryptonite nails.

70 plus years of comic book continuity is still more consistent than the Bible.

Superman can hold a day job.

Superman inspired the Legion of Superheroes. Jesus inspired Bibleman and DC Talk.

Superman does not want you to eat him.

No one has to die for Superman to love us unconditionally.