In honor of the CW producing "The Graysons", a television show about Dick Grayson before he became Robin, I'd like to go ahead and pitch a few unneeded prequels.
The Scottish Adventures : Follow the travels of MacBeth, loyal servant of King Duncan, and his wacky sidekick, Banquo
Those Wacky Dursleys: Watch as the Dursley family spoils their son, while abusing poor lonely Harry Potter
28 Days Before: ... wow, thank goodness there are no zombies about.
Lil' Hands Luke: Egg lovin' Luke wages a one man war against parking meters.
Road to the Yellow Brick Road: Dorothy Gale and her dog Toto sure do like rainbows.
Resident's Guide to the Galaxy: Arthur Dent lives in England, yay England!
Waiting for Godot: Vladimir and Estragon kill time and discuss the universe while waiting for a man who never comes.
Prince of Philly: Will Smith is born and raised in west Philadelphia, spends most of his days on the playground.
Merchant of Monte Cristo: Successful merchant Edmund Dantes loves his girlfriend Mercedes and his friend Fernand Mondego.
Peter Parker, Science Nerd: Thrill to the exploits of Peter Parker as he gets wedgies from Flash Thompson, but As on his papers!
Nazareth Nights: Will good Jewish girl Mary go all the way with her sexy boyfriend Joseph?
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